GF malai ki tarah hoti hai

GF malai ki tarah hoti hai...pehle 2 to tasty
creamy lagti hai...fir cholestrol ki tarah charti
hai...and fir seedha dil pe utar ke heart
attack...

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Zindagi tasveer bhi hai

Zindagi tasveer bhi hai aur taqdir bhi,

farq to rango ka hai.. 
manchahe rango se bane to tasver

anjane rango se bane to taqdir.

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Jhoote waadon ke adhure kisse

Samet kar le jaao apne jhoote
waadon ke adhure kisse…. Agli Mohabbat me
tumhe phir
inki
zarurat padegi..!!!

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Facebook pe block

latest pj=
"jo kehti thi tujhe dil mein lock kar'diya,
...
aaj ussi ne facebook pe block kar diya..!!

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If I catch you, I will f**k you

Fat man saw an ad:
"Lose 5 kg in a week" in
a newspaper.
He calls the company & lady says be ready
tomorrow at 6am.
The next morning he opens the door & finds
a hot babe with just shoes, undergarments &
shirt saying "You catch me you f**K me!"
& The girl starts running. He starts running
but doesn't catch her.
During the whole week he tried to catch her
but couldn't.
However he loses 5 kg.
He then asks for the 10kg program.
Next morning at 6 he opens the door and
sees an even hotter babe in shoes, thong &
a shirt saying "You catch me you f**k me".
He loses 10 kg that week.
So he thought this program is awesome!
Lets try the 25 kg!
So he asked for the 25 kg but the lady said
"Are you sure? its really tough". he said
"YES!"
Next day at 6 he opens the door, he finds a
Negro gay in just underwear saying
"If I catch you, I will f**k you..! :P :D

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10 things that irritates a girl

10 things that irritates a girl :

1. When she sees her boyfriend talking to
other girls and the girl starts flirting.
2. When her boyfriend and her are texting/
instant messaging and the guy doesn't text
her/message her back fast enough
3. When her boyfriend has the same class as
her and he ignores her and hangs out with
other friends.
4. When she sees her boyfriend checking out
other girls while she is with him.
5. When she has to wait outside the movie
theaters looking like a loner while she waits
for her boyfriend that's 20 minutes late.
6. When her boyfriend acts like hes going to
break up with her...He doesnt even have to
act , its a vibe.
7. When she holds her hand out for her
boyfriend to hold, and he just keeps walking.
8. When her boyfriend acts like he is going
to get her something special and he was just
suggesting something... so she has to buy it
herself.
9. When her boyfriend doesnt care about
her 1 week, 1 month, 1 year anniversary. and
everything in between .. they are all special
to her...
10. When she tells her boyfriend she loves
him. and he says he loves her back, only
because he wants to get into her pants.

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Apni sali ko dekh ke

Santa apni Biwi se-
Aaj tumhari choti behan, apni sali ko apne ghar
me
dekh ke bahut khushi ho rahi hai..
Biwi- Hanji, Aapki khushi pajame me se dikh rahi hai

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ANNA HAZARE Dekh Rha H

Santa=Hey Bhagwan!, Promotion Krwa Dena,
51 Rupees Ka Bhog Aapke Charano Me Rakh Rha Hu.
God=Pagal Marwayega kya?
"ANNA HAZARE"
Dekh Rha H..

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Beti ki pehchan

Papa ki wo ladli  .
Maa ki wo jaan h. .,
Dil nadan par rakhti sbka dhyan h . ,
Bhaiyo ki wo muskan or. .  Pariwar ki wo shan h . .  Yhi ek beti ki pehchan hai .

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