If I catch you, I will f**k you

Fat man saw an ad:
"Lose 5 kg in a week" in
a newspaper.
He calls the company & lady says be ready
tomorrow at 6am.
The next morning he opens the door & finds
a hot babe with just shoes, undergarments &
shirt saying "You catch me you f**K me!"
& The girl starts running. He starts running
but doesn't catch her.
During the whole week he tried to catch her
but couldn't.
However he loses 5 kg.
He then asks for the 10kg program.
Next morning at 6 he opens the door and
sees an even hotter babe in shoes, thong &
a shirt saying "You catch me you f**k me".
He loses 10 kg that week.
So he thought this program is awesome!
Lets try the 25 kg!
So he asked for the 25 kg but the lady said
"Are you sure? its really tough". he said
"YES!"
Next day at 6 he opens the door, he finds a
Negro gay in just underwear saying
"If I catch you, I will f**k you..! :P :D

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